1 LOL! 

2

12 week dieting contest ending at my work.  I've lost over 30, will take 2nd place (crazy marine NotMcGurk was coming in at 4am running 6 miles a day--I just stopped eating bad and worked out 1 hour a day).  Here's my plan for breaking the diet on Friday:

1)  Lunch at Rockaways or Docs (burger joint or the best bbq buffet in town)

2)  Cookout and poker @ the marine's house.  Plenty of Yuengling (not lite), steaks, chips, etc.

3) Saturday will be italian food and homemade ice cream cookie sandwitches

4) Sunday will be chinese food day, with possibly an ice cream cake to celebrate the cat's birthday

5) Monday will be back to phase 1 on the south beach diet, but only for a week and if I want some goddamn wings at State Street I'm gonna get 'em.

3 Hmm, I seem to recall that when you worked at the convenience store, there was a period of several months where you ate a Cadbury Cream Egg for lunch every single day. Methinks you have very little willpower to lose when it comes to Easter candy.

4

Back then I was also eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's every day, so I think the candy eggs were the least of my nutritional sins.

Now that you mention it, I've had no Cadbury Creme Eggs this year. Hmm... I wonder if Amazon grocery can bring them to me?