June 17, 2007

Good News/Bad News

Good News:
I've lost five pounds in the last week.
Bad News:
That's because I caught the dysentery that's going around the ship.
Good News:
For Father's Day, the mess deck served a special meal: steaks with strawberry glaze, french fries, strawberry jello with fresh strawberry chunks, and chocolate cake with strawberry frosting with freshly cut strawberries mixed in. (Apparently we got a lot of fresh strawberries in Australia.)
Bad News:
I'm allergic to strawberries. Eating them gives me severe gastrointestinal distress.
Good News:
I've already got severe gastrointestinal distress, so to hell with it!
Best News:
All those strawberries were delicious.

Posted by: Boviate at 09:21 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Lol!  Hope you're feeling much better.  Dysentery is really nasty. 

Posted by: Mom at Sunday, June 17 2007 08:01 PM (JiGDO)

2 Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure it's funnier in retrospect than at the time.

Posted by: margaret at Tuesday, June 19 2007 09:23 PM (M0Mid)

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