February 21, 2011
Dear Winter
Hey, Winter. What's up? That white coat looks good on you.
Hey, listen. We've been seeing each other for about four months now. And it's been great! Great times! But, you know… it's over. I'm sorry. Please don't make this awkward. It's not you, it's me!
All right, fine. It's true. I did meet someone else. Spring is cute and fun and happy and all the things that you are not. There? Happy? I met Spring last week, and we had a fling for a couple of days, and I realized that it was time to make a change.
Don't cry! Lots of people like hanging out with you! Skiers, snowboarders, snowshoers, ice skaters! You just need to find someone that likes being really cold all the time more than I do.
And now you're getting all clingy. Just go, would you?
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Hey, listen. We've been seeing each other for about four months now. And it's been great! Great times! But, you know… it's over. I'm sorry. Please don't make this awkward. It's not you, it's me!
All right, fine. It's true. I did meet someone else. Spring is cute and fun and happy and all the things that you are not. There? Happy? I met Spring last week, and we had a fling for a couple of days, and I realized that it was time to make a change.
Don't cry! Lots of people like hanging out with you! Skiers, snowboarders, snowshoers, ice skaters! You just need to find someone that likes being really cold all the time more than I do.
And now you're getting all clingy. Just go, would you?
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Heh, heh, heh. Break-ups with Winter are always so messy!
Posted by: Mom at Tuesday, February 22 2011 09:10 PM (gpVcZ)
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Uh-oh. Hope Winter doesn't go all Fatal Attraction on you and try to bury your car as revenge while you're asleep.
Posted by: hilary at Tuesday, February 22 2011 11:09 PM (oxsik)
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Winter going Fatal Attraction sounds pretty scary. Wait a minute, Winter kills people EVERY YEAR!
Posted by: Mom at Wednesday, February 23 2011 09:51 PM (gpVcZ)
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Uh. Winter is crazy! And still out free roaming the streets! This must be stopped.
Posted by: hilary at Thursday, February 24 2011 12:05 AM (oxsik)
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