August 17, 2007
I Have a Cunning Plan
I hope I'm the first one to think of this. I'm going to offer charter flights. We fly people down to the South Pole, the customer puts their left hand on the pole that marks the Pole. The customer walks in a counter-clockwise circle 365 times. Having crossed the International Date Line 365 times, I declare the person a year younger. Target customers: actresses, victims of mid-life crises, and Jack Benny.
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