Hey, Winter. What's up? That white coat looks good on you.

Hey, listen. We've been seeing each other for about four months now. And it's been great! Great times! But, you know… it's over. I'm sorry. Please don't make this awkward. It's not you, it's me!

All right, fine. It's true. I did meet someone else. Spring is cute and fun and happy and all the things that you are not. There? Happy? I met Spring last week, and we had a fling for a couple of days, and I realized that it was time to make a change.

Don't cry! Lots of people like hanging out with you! Skiers, snowboarders, snowshoers, ice skaters! You just need to find someone that likes being really cold all the time more than I do.

And now you're getting all clingy. Just go, would you?

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