All right, this is complicated. It's a dance, performed for a Japanese television channel's 24 hour telethon. From what I understand, it's a troupe of deaf Chinese dancers, with choreography based on a Tibetan Buddist goddess.

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Someone made a factory to make Lego cars. You get to pick the car color. What makes it boggle my mind is that the whole factory is made out of… Legos.

Someone's got a bright future as an industrial engineer.

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Heh. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to upload this. These are my officers, or at least a few of them. They had lots of time to play Halo 2 in their staterooms on the last float. One pilot in particular developed a reputation as a poor loser. Normally, no one wants to play with a complainer… but this guy is so funny that they set up a hidden camera to get the footage seen here.

WARNING: Contains foul language. Lots of foul language. Also moaning, complaining, unfounded accusations of cheating, self-hatred, other-hatred, and controller-tossing.

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I hope I'm the first one to think of this. I'm going to offer charter flights. We fly people down to the South Pole, the customer puts their left hand on the pole that marks the Pole. The customer walks in a counter-clockwise circle 365 times. Having crossed the International Date Line 365 times, I declare the person a year younger. Target customers: actresses, victims of mid-life crises, and Jack Benny.

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